All I do is WIN

NOTE: In order to fully enjoy this blog entry, you must first have "All By Myself" by Celine Dion playing in the background. Do it now.

Honestly, I don't win. At all. While my friends and sister are currently at a bonfire having fun, I'm sitting in a hotel room...far away...in sweatpants...while fighting the urge to watch another chik flik -- since things obviously do not end too well when that happens.

Okay, turn off the music now. If you never turned it on in the first place, well... shame on you.

It's okay. Just wipe away your tears.

Ahem.

I have no idea why I'm even posting anything. I really don't. Nothing interesting has happened to me today. OH, except I got 3 tattoos, 6.3 piercings, joined one-and-a-half gangs, and died. (Kidding, of course.)

Yeah, Becky. 'Cause they totally couldn't tell.

Do you see this? I'm talking to myself now. This is not good. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME.

At the end of the day, I'm still alive and breathing. I'm very grateful for that. I have a family and friends -- I dearly love them all.

Moving on...

After I finished my meal earlier today, I simply watched as Phoebe continued to eat. These are the remains of the meal.

Phoebe: *sigh* "Man, that was great."

Me: "HOW DOES IT EVEN FIT IN YOUR STOMACH?"

Phoebe: "I dunno. Whew. Mommy, my tummy feels happy now. It says it's excited."

Me: "Honey, that's called indigestion."

Next, we went to a Barnes & Noble.

Where my car found its twin. Yes, it was magical.

Please note that my mother drove this time. All of those jokes that you hear about Asian driving? Yes, they are true. Atlanta is a scary place.

my 5'2" mother + other Asians driving = You better watch out.

We go inside the store, and something immediately catches my eye. I bust out laughing and make sure that Phoebe doesn't see it. But OF COURSE I had to go back later and take a picture.

I nearly died laughing. You can ask the guy who was next to me trying to enjoy his book. I think I startled him. Sorry, random dude.

All you ladies better quit looking at that picture. For real, look away.

Last, but not least, I decided to buy a new book. Actually, I bought three. But that's besides the point since I only read one book at a time.

I decided that I would buy a girly book. So, instead of watching the movie, I got this:

It's ovbiously not a book for kids. I don't even know if I should be reading it. But I already bought it, so I might as well.

I only got to page 2 before I realized that I wasn't doing this right.

I got off the couch, put on sweatpants, grabbed a cookie, snuggled into my bed, and continued to read. I'll let you know if it turns out to be any good.

P.s. If you ever need to recognize me from now on, just look for the giant dragon tattoo that's going across my face.